Six Ton Stone, by Solid Feces

Six Ton Stone

by Solid Feces

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1.	Seven Ton Stone (Intro) 00:42	lyrics	buy track
grunting
2.	Blunt Force Induced Depression 02:37	lyrics	buy track
I can't take the beatings anymore The cranial blows exponentially decrease my will to live I can't see anything but my own blood Filling my eyes Running down my arms Dripping from my chin I take the blade to my skin Blood sprays out everywhere The meat begin to tense I blast off my testicles with a shotgun My face is next I place the cold steel against my chin and pull the trigger I am still conscious I'm not dead I realize my mistake My face is missing I don't see anything I taste pure blood I grasp at my head All if feel is pain
3.	Oral Defecation 04:42	lyrics	buy track
Rectum completely clogged Filled with feces, stones and frogs Organic septic backup Fatal anal blockage Tunnel vision kicks in Respiration completely stops I feel my diaphragm strain Feces coursing through my guts I feel doo-doo fill my stomach My esophageal sphincter ruptures My heart begins to pound deep vein thrombosis Feces erupts from my Bleeding, bruised esophagus Blood pours out from my mutilated eye sockets Internal pressure builds up My head whips back from the force of flying feces I broke my back My back is broken Spinal
4.	Waterboarding The Cook at Denny's 03:00	lyrics	buy track
I grip the revolver in my hands I blast a hole inside his gut Grabbing him by the hair He desperately gasps for air His beaten body goes limp My greasy fingers tighten I wrap cloth around his head I drag him to the bathroom I ram his head into the ceramic bowl His broken, bloody nose erupts For the rest of his life he will pay the price I repeatedly flush the urinal He is vomiting water and urine Flowing back into his mouth Torturous cycle He screams as i gouge his throat I piss into his open wounds I pound his bloody eye sockets Full penile lobotomy I shall get my revenge RAW SEWAGE for what he did to me RAW SEWAGE His final breath RAW SEWAGE shall be moist with waste RAW SEWAGE I pour too fast He begins to drown I resuscitate his bludgeoned body Bring him out front, and I pack him into my trunk We arrive at my farm I place him on his knees I bust his head open with a pipe Adrenaline courses through my veins I feast on his corpse His beaten, limp, bloody body bleeds
5.	Six Ton Stone 03:01	lyrics	buy track
6 tons of pure granite push in your chest cavity Smashing bones and guts, you're flattened to a bloody sheet Feces flies from your anus Mach 5 speed Squeezed like a tube of paste Crushed like my grandmother's guinea pig After I have a bad day The stone begins to roll momentum rises Terminal acceleration Increasing velocity The stone slams into the nursery Babies - flying everywhere Diapers smashed, toys are bashed The rock flies through the old folks home Reaching high velocity The earth shakes With each passing thump As the stone skids through the town Destruction unfathomable
6.	Swine Liposuction 02:03	lyrics	buy track
The pigs begin to squeal Starving fleshy beasts They beg for their meal My twisted body bleeds They start to gorge my flesh I scream and cry out in pain It seems to have no end They just keep chewing They pry open my ribcage They feast on my intestines Forced disembowelment They strip me of my flesh Blood stained, fluid soaked filled with agony Saliva drips down my spine They inch closer to my neck They tear at my chest They suck out the fat inside me They puncture my still beating heart Black out imminent My circulatory system shuts down They toy with My esophagus My senses begin to falter They finish my warm and wet corpse Not a chunk or fragment left behind The job is finished,
7.	Toad Twister 02:18	lyrics	buy track
I run towards the pond Select a healthy toad It tries to hop away Useless, pitiful, futile I scoop it with my mud encrusted hands The slime does not bother me I lick the grime off it I cup my hands and drink its fluid This toad must be cleaned I wrap my fingers around its abdomen I grip the neck with force Now that I have a good handle We can let the fun begin I grab it by the legs then I begin to twist It lets out an agonizing groan Tendons tearing, blood spills The toad is screaming Then silence I remove the excess matter I pluck the bones out I feast and gorge on the mangled mass The festering flesh enters my maw I bite, chew and gnash I let the marrow fill my mouth I swallow the great mush The inebriating fluids make me pound the mud
8.	Forced Chain Penectomy I 02:12	lyrics	buy track
Wallowing in grease i hunger for meat I crawl out my door and I enter the street Creeping Stalking I want to eat No one can stop me from beginning my feast Sneaking upon an isolate home Watching you sleep Sweat drips from my pores I gather my tools and pound on the door The dog Barks balling my fist, send it through the door I grab the dogs skull, disgorge starts to pour Cupping my hands, i guzzle the gore Covered in crud, i still want more You are next, freaking boar Ill chew on your bones, and cut up your boar Chew on your croc and swallow what pours Ill slice up your flesh and beat you some more I enter the room and drag you outside Ripping and splitting, i begin to grin I throw you down to my steaming hot pit Now we let the fun begin
9.	Forced Chain Penectomy II 02:16	lyrics	buy track
You boil in the pit Bound with rusty chains Then i begin to rip you open The chain wraps around your head and quickly shifts back and forth Grinding your esophagus The chain descends into your throat You lungs are fully removed Complete pneumonectomy Your p**** is wrapped in rusty Blood spattered, crap soaked chain The friction pulls at your tendons Slowly ripping the shaft from the base Your abdomen sawed in two The intestines are ripped from your Bleeding, Gushing, Blood-soaked, poo-stanied, butalized, Bloody, Body
10.	Obstreperous Geophagia 02:17	lyrics	buy track
I grab the brick and clamp down with my teeth Grinding rocks betwixt my molars I swallow the sandy gravel My gums begin to bleed I Feel the stones travel through my throat My teeth start to crack I Feel my stomach churn with hunger My body goes into shock Internal obstruction Gastrointestinal Hemorrhaging I feel the rocks in my guts They rattle when i scream With each pump of my heart my blood shoots out my anus My anus erupts with sand and blood Forming solid bloody bricks I double over the bloody toilet I shit pure rocks

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The highly anticipated full length album from the plumbers of slam. motivated purely by anger and empty pockets. Listen to us sing about rocks and frogs and pigs also. also feces. RIP Septic Smasher, you will be missed.